Why else go to the trouble of sacking Winterfell if not to bonk the tonk.
I nearly woke Stat up with explosive LOLs at this.
Heh. Explosive LOLs. Explols.
BREAKING KITTEN NEWS
Ty has got little man bits growing.
So I have decided that his full name shall be Tyrion Fighter Squall Whitepaw.
If he had been a she, she would have been named Tyrande Holly Daenerys.
His sigil shall be a golden cat on a red field, and his words shall be “Hear Me Meow”, which is appropriate considering how he came into the world.
But he is never going to hump his sister.
Cali is definitely a girl, because her whatsits don’t look like Ty’s at all.
Only Cali’s eyes are fully open, although Ty’s are open a teensy bit wider than yesterday.
Today I have been teaching them musical theory, puzzle solving and good morals.
Which means I have been playing Smashing Pumpkins albums, running through Monkey Island 2 for approximately the 58,735th time, and watching old-school Thundercats with them.
New Thundercats is pretty weak.
This would still have been hilarious even if I hadn’t had this weird-ass dream last night about being the first girl ever in the Night’s Watch and being all smoochy with him and shiz.
Does that mean I fancy Kit Harington?
…now that I think about it, probably.
Westerosi politics vs American politics. Although, if you really wanted to mash things up, Al Gore should rewrite An Inconvenient Truth so Sean Bean’s character dies in it.
Kit Harington as Jon Snow for TV Guide
The Night’s Watch brings all the girls to the Wall
They’re like “that shit be tall”
Damn right that Wall be tall
I could teach you because YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW.
The entire time I was watching this scene, all I could think was how horrified Mma Ramotswe would be if she heard Mr JLB Matekoni talking like that.
A nice thing has happened.
I discovered that John Bradley is on Twitter, so I tweeted him to say thanks for signing my Game of Thrones book. He tweeted back “no probs at all :)” so now I am having a little squee all to myself.
Something odd I have noticed about him is that he looks a lot like that particular ex of mine that makes me really angry to think about, but seeing John on TV doesn’t make me angry in the slightest. Perhaps this is because I relate to Sam a lot - I also read a lot of books and hate violence. If I were in GoT, I would definitely be Sam.
At the end of a pretty crabby week, this has cheered me right up.
I think, in this instance, Baa Baa Black Sheep could have been interchangeable with Humpty Dumpty, sat on the Wall.
Don’t be messin’ with no Stormborn, y’all.
